First is Salvador on Alfred Infrared, others are Roboto Glitter on Alfred Infrared.

• The now traditional Monday omelette. 5-6 eggs, an assortment of meats (usually ham and bacon), red onions, metric tons of cheese, and whatever else happens to be in the fridge at the moment pretty much. Protip: a very thick omelette needs to cook slowly if you want to be able to flip it!
• When somebody at a booze-fueled party climbs on some other person's shoulders, it usually means disaster. But this time, what came out of the ordeal is probably one of my best iPhone pics to date.
• Nothing like cuddling up with your newest acquaintance after a night of debauchery. Do it while you're young, I was told!