I've only got one word for this thing: AWESOME!
This marvelously thought up piece of machined aluminum was featured on BikeSnobNYC last tuesday, and from the moment I saw it I knew I had to get myself one. Ahrens made it easy too, you can order a Wisecracker directly from their website and checkout via Paypal.
If you're like me and only drink stuff that doesn't come with a twistcap (I sound like such a douche eh?), this is a godsend. As soon as this arrives, my Malum is getting a taste of it for sure, and I'll be all set to attend all the pompous fixie-riding hipster parties I want.